http://www.lolnew.com The Best Internet Humor. A collection of jokes, posters, videos, comics, and everything else... en-us Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:11:13 CDT Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:11:13 CDT http://www.lolnew.comhttp://www.lolnew.com/My_Account/cgi-bin/tools/logos/lolnew.com.png http://www.lolnew.com/ The Best Internet Humor. A collection of jokes, posters, videos, comics, and everything else... Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:11:13 CDT http://www.lolnew.com/articles/112783/A-Teabagging-Moment,-in-Honor-of-Glenn-Beck... ... 2010-08-27 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/110384/How-to-Clean-Winshield-Bugs... ... 2010-08-01 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/101361/World-War-II-on-Facebook... ... 2010-07-12 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/87485/A-Parenting-Metaphor... You know how parenting is a lot like endlessly dragging your kids up a slippery slide? Well, here's this made-up metaphor come to life... ... 2010-06-21 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/76348/The-Scariest-Book-in-the-World?-The-New-Testament... ... 2010-06-01 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/69787/Racism-Backfires!... If you want to be a racist, good for you. But just know that sometimes racism backfires... ... 2010-05-08 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/60252/The-Zen-of-Switch-Flipping... They say that if you watch this gif for more than 2 minutes the world will come to an end. Don't believe me? Try it! ... 2010-04-10 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/55684/Fun-With-a-Four-Letter-Sticker... ... 2010-03-11 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/53176/T-Rex-Costume... Well what do you know? There are people with costume ideas that don't involve a naughty [fill in the blank]. Some people say T-Rex's short arms are good for nothing. But if it can hold a cage, its arms are just big enough. ... 2010-02-17 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/49084/What's-Wrong-With-This-Drawing?... While Adam was punished by having to work hard on the farm, and Eve was punished by having a hard pregnancy, the snake did not LOL for long. His punishment was having to crawl. Which means this cartoon, which features an already crawling snake, is factually and historically incorrect!... 2010-01-11 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/47047/When-Google-Completes-Your-Sentence...... Google has a new feature that lets you type in a few letters and Google starts giving you suggestions. Here are some of the good ones. Thanks, Google! And of course, the question we've all asked at one point in our lives: ... 2009-12-22 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/44285/The-Muppets-sing-Danny-Boy... The video of the Muppets singing Bohemain Rhapsody, has been going viral all day, and has shown yet again, the power of the inernet, where something brilliant comes up and everyone with internet connection finds out about it that same day. However, if you can't get enough of Animal singing solo, here he is with some of his friends, sin... 2009-11-24 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/41252/Is-There-Anyone-in-the-World-Who-HASN'T-Pushed-the-Leaning-Tower-of-Pisa?... This great picture represents humanity. But what exactly does it say? We all have pretty much the same sense of humor. We're all pretty dumb. We all like to pretend we're powerful. We've all been to Italy.... 2009-11-02 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/36622/The-Race-to-Douche-Mountain... Now that Jon Gosselin has set the highest standards of douchiness, it's not going to be easy to top that. Having affairs (allegedly) with the nanny of your eight children is really high up there. But people will try. And when they do, you know they will wear their hat backward, no matter how it makes them look. The race to the Top of Douche has ... 2009-10-05 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/32168/Yahoo!-Answers-Question-of-the-Day... Yahoo! Answers is the weirdest place on the internet. It has a guy who asks if it's normal that his girlfriend hasn't had her period since she became pregnant four months ago, and if that means the baby is sucking off her blood. And it has a person who says he mistakengly pressed the caps lock key and broke it AND NOW EVERYONE THINKS HE'S ANGRY, WH... 2009-09-08 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/28061/Etch-A-Sketch-is-not-just-for-square-faces-anymore... Personally, I can take an Etch A Sketch and draw a face. As long as the face I'm drawing is square. But some professional Etch A Sketchers have been using their powers for good: And of course, no collection would be complete without a goatse version: ... 2009-08-30 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/23714/Negotiating-With-the-Natives-Wasn't-Easy... Here's some cartoons about negotiating with the Native Americans. Apparently, it wasn't just a few beads for an island... ... 2009-08-12 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/20832/Sandals-+-Socks-=-Evil... Honestly, I didn't know that until my wife told me. I didn't know sandals are tolerated in society in one condition: that they don't go on top of socks. Here are good examples of the the reason behind the logic: and the ultimate evil: (many more here)(via)... 2009-07-26 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/19169/Don't-Do-It!-He's-Not-Worth-It!... This is Megan's iPod. As you can see, she's listening to Against All Odds by Phil Collins. That's okay, because sometimes I like to listen to Scenes From an Italian Restaurant by Billy Joel. The problem with Megan, though, is that apparently she has a death wish, because she's listening to a lot of Against All Odds. Just thinking about it is enough... 2009-07-10 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/16307/Live-Long-and-Proper... A good cake is something we remember for the rest of our lives. A good cake is something we tell our grandchildren about. Years later, when we forget everything about our lives, we still remember the amazing cake we got. Will we remember the bad cakes as well? Will the Star Wars fan (who obviously hates Star Trek Fans) remember this abomin... 2009-06-14 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/11377/Can't-get-sexier-than-that... Can you imagine walking around with a camera and seeing this thing? Notice the cop is all business, reading his device, while the woman looks him straight in the eyes, like she's saying, Maybe if I play my game right, I can get off with a warning? Open directory Submit you links for free... 2009-05-12 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/10685/Sexy-Tea-Cups... I'll have two, please. ... 2009-05-06 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/6969/Motivational-Poster-of-the-day----English... English It'll cost ya... 2009-04-16 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/6970/Motivational----Society... Society WTF is wrong with you people?... 2009-04-16 http://www.lolnew.com/headlines/news/humor humor News Headline :The Best Internet Humor. A collection of jokes, posters, videos, comics, and everything else... 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Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:03:53 GMT http://www.lolnew.com/news/657678/-Mark-Morford:-Tiger-Woods-terrifying-lack-of-humor-(The-Huffington-Post)... It is entirely possible that Tiger Woods, AKA the worlds most famous athlete who also appears to be the most boring and bland and Jesus...... Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:33:37 GMT http://www.lolnew.com/news/657679/-Jon-Heyman:-Mets-Manuel-leads-list-of-managers-on-the-hot-seat-(Sports-Illustrated)... PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. -- Perpetually easygoing Mets manager Jerry Manuel may one day lose his job -- maybe even sooner than later -- but he will never lose his sense of humor.... Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:24:42 GMT http://www.lolnew.com/news/657680/-Jewish-Humor:-Ba-da-boom-(Jewish-Ledger)... In honor of Purim, we offer some wacky nuggets of Jewish wisdom. The time is at hand when the wearing of a prayer shawl and skullcap will not bar a man from the White House, unless, of course, the man is Jewish.... Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:47:22 GMT http://www.lolnew.com/news/657681/-Gorillaz-Launch-Plastic-Beach-Online-Game-(Spin)... As is the style for Damon Albarns genre-bending, cartoon collective Gorillaz, their upcoming album, Plastic Beach , is being promoted with loads of digital goodies. Today, the band tweeted a link to an online video game based on Plastic Beach -- and its worth checking out. The action-adventure, playable on Gorillaz site , is set on a post-apocalyp... Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:48:32 GMT http://www.lolnew.com/news/657682/-Brain-Eating-Zombies-Invade-Disney-in-Iger-Plan-to-Win-Boy-Fans-(BusinessWeek)... When Walt Disney Co. asked publisher Dan Vado to make a series of comic books based on its Haunted Mansion theme-park ride, he worried that the empire built on the likes of Snow White and Tinker Bell would reject his brand of creepy humor. Vado gave Disney skeletons dangling from nooses, scattered corpses and a ghostly poodle that says “crap.”... Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:19:01 GMT http://www.lolnew.com/news/657683/-Brain-Eating-Zombies-Invade-Disney-in-Iger-Plan-to-Win-Boy-Fans-(Bloomberg)... Feb. 24 (Bloomberg) -- When Walt Disney Co. asked publisher Dan Vado to make a series of comic books based on its Haunted Mansion theme-park ride, he worried that the empire built on the likes of Snow White and Tinker Bell would reject his brand of creepy humor.... Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:15:50 GMT http://www.lolnew.com/news/657684/-Crash-victim,-18,-remembered-for-her-humor,-personality-(The-Kalamazoo-Gazette)... A bright light, a bubbly personality and always trying to inspire laughter -- that was Ashley Roberts, say her loved ones.... Wed, 24 Feb 2010 06:06:20 GMT http://www.lolnew.com/news/657685/-NUVO-Managing-Editor-Co-Authors-Environmental-Humor-Book-(Association-of-Alternative-Newsweeklies-(AAN))... In this short, terrifying tract, Docs Jim and Michael address what they see as the nearly inevitable confluence of collapses occurring over the next decade -- address it, that is, with their customary iconoclastic, and sometimes slapstick, humor.... Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:55:29 GMT http://www.lolnew.com/news/657686/-Langley-Love-Story:-Healthy-competition-and-humor-shape-successful-dual-military-marriage-(The-Langley-Air-Force-Base-Fighter)... Balancing career with marriage and children is an undertaking dual-military couples must manage on a daily basis.... Wed, 24 Feb 2010 08:33:40 GMT