http://www.lolnew.com The Best Internet Humor. A collection of jokes, posters, videos, comics, and everything else... en-us Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:50:51 CST Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:50:51 CST http://www.lolnew.comhttp://www.lolnew.com/My_Account/cgi-bin/tools/logos/lolnew.com.png http://www.lolnew.com/ The Best Internet Humor. A collection of jokes, posters, videos, comics, and everything else... Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:50:51 CST http://www.lolnew.com/articles/147646/This-Man-is-a-Human-Bidet... Although one has to assume that if we're talking about Advanced hole cleaning, it has to be superior to a bidet. a... 2011-10-23 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/143925/The-Shortest-Escalator-in-the-World... Blows my mind, this one. It's an escalator. A step away from the escalator are a bunch of steps. Couldn't they just make the escalator longer? Or put a few steps instead? Still, RESPECT, because now you're in the Guinness Book of World Records. ... 2011-08-20 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/138403/Spelling-Fun-With-Tashanda... Thanks, Tashanda!... 2011-05-05 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/136161/Welcome-to-Our-Ool... Let's keep it this way! ... 2011-04-10 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/132263/Worst-/-Best-Exam-Answers... ... 2011-02-23 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/127775/Sexually... I friended her, then I poked her, then I tagged her. Sexually... ... 2011-01-07 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/124784/Smart-Ass-Emoticons... ... 2010-12-16 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/121195/Text-Carefully!... Text carefully. And stay sober. You never know when you may end up regretting your text in front of the whole Internet... ... 2010-11-21 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/118471/Some-Of-the-Best-GIFs-Out-There... Here are some of the best GIFs the Internet has seen, provided in alphabetical orderby Jezebel. These include:Bitch, Please... Spit-Take and an amazing O RLY? ... 2010-11-01 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/116349/Rock,-Paper,-Prayer?... ... 2010-10-11 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/114369/The-Slut-Muncher... ... 2010-09-15 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/112783/A-Teabagging-Moment,-in-Honor-of-Glenn-Beck... ... 2010-08-27 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/110384/How-to-Clean-Winshield-Bugs... ... 2010-08-01 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/101361/World-War-II-on-Facebook... ... 2010-07-12 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/87485/A-Parenting-Metaphor... You know how parenting is a lot like endlessly dragging your kids up a slippery slide? Well, here's this made-up metaphor come to life... ... 2010-06-21 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/76348/The-Scariest-Book-in-the-World?-The-New-Testament... ... 2010-06-01 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/69787/Racism-Backfires!... If you want to be a racist, good for you. But just know that sometimes racism backfires... ... 2010-05-08 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/60252/The-Zen-of-Switch-Flipping... They say that if you watch this gif for more than 2 minutes the world will come to an end. Don't believe me? Try it! ... 2010-04-10 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/55684/Fun-With-a-Four-Letter-Sticker... ... 2010-03-11 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/53176/T-Rex-Costume... Well what do you know? There are people with costume ideas that don't involve a naughty [fill in the blank]. Some people say T-Rex's short arms are good for nothing. But if it can hold a cage, its arms are just big enough. ... 2010-02-17 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/49084/What's-Wrong-With-This-Drawing?... While Adam was punished by having to work hard on the farm, and Eve was punished by having a hard pregnancy, the snake did not LOL for long. His punishment was having to crawl. Which means this cartoon, which features an already crawling snake, is factually and historically incorrect!... 2010-01-11 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/44285/The-Muppets-sing-Danny-Boy... The video of the Muppets singing Bohemain Rhapsody, has been going viral all day, and has shown yet again, the power of the inernet, where something brilliant comes up and everyone with internet connection finds out about it that same day. However, if you can't get enough of Animal singing solo, here he is with some of his friends, sin... 2009-11-24 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/41252/Is-There-Anyone-in-the-World-Who-HASN'T-Pushed-the-Leaning-Tower-of-Pisa?... This great picture represents humanity. But what exactly does it say? We all have pretty much the same sense of humor. We're all pretty dumb. We all like to pretend we're powerful. We've all been to Italy.... 2009-11-02 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/36622/The-Race-to-Douche-Mountain... Now that Jon Gosselin has set the highest standards of douchiness, it's not going to be easy to top that. Having affairs (allegedly) with the nanny of your eight children is really high up there. But people will try. And when they do, you know they will wear their hat backward, no matter how it makes them look. The race to the Top of Douche has ... 2009-10-05 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/32168/Yahoo!-Answers-Question-of-the-Day... Yahoo! Answers is the weirdest place on the internet. It has a guy who asks if it's normal that his girlfriend hasn't had her period since she became pregnant four months ago, and if that means the baby is sucking off her blood. And it has a person who says he mistakengly pressed the caps lock key and broke it AND NOW EVERYONE THINKS HE'S ANGRY, WH... 2009-09-08 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/28061/Etch-A-Sketch-is-not-just-for-square-faces-anymore... Personally, I can take an Etch A Sketch and draw a face. As long as the face I'm drawing is square. But some professional Etch A Sketchers have been using their powers for good: And of course, no collection would be complete without a goatse version: ... 2009-08-30 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/20832/Sandals-+-Socks-=-Evil... Honestly, I didn't know that until my wife told me. I didn't know sandals are tolerated in society in one condition: that they don't go on top of socks. Here are good examples of the the reason behind the logic: and the ultimate evil: (many more here)(via)... 2009-07-26 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/19169/Don't-Do-It!-He's-Not-Worth-It!... This is Megan's iPod. As you can see, she's listening to Against All Odds by Phil Collins. That's okay, because sometimes I like to listen to Scenes From an Italian Restaurant by Billy Joel. The problem with Megan, though, is that apparently she has a death wish, because she's listening to a lot of Against All Odds. Just thinking about it is enough... 2009-07-10 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/16307/Live-Long-and-Proper... A good cake is something we remember for the rest of our lives. A good cake is something we tell our grandchildren about. Years later, when we forget everything about our lives, we still remember the amazing cake we got. Will we remember the bad cakes as well? Will the Star Wars fan (who obviously hates Star Trek Fans) remember this abomin... 2009-06-14 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/6969/Motivational-Poster-of-the-day----English... English It'll cost ya... 2009-04-16 http://www.lolnew.com/articles/6970/Motivational----Society... Society WTF is wrong with you people?... 2009-04-16 http://www.lolnew.com/headlines/news/humor humor News Headline :The Best Internet Humor. A collection of jokes, posters, videos, comics, and everything else... Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:50:51 CST http://www.lolnew.com/resources/partners Other Resources :The Best Internet Humor. A collection of jokes, posters, videos, comics, and everything else... 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