Now that Jon Gosselin has set the highest standards of douchiness, it's not going to be easy to top that. Having affairs (allegedly) with the nanny of your eight children is really high up there.

But people will try. And when they do, you know they will wear their hat backward, no matter how it makes them look. The race to the Top of Douche has just began, people.

Governor Sanford, the ball is in your court!