This is Megan's iPod. As you can see, she's listening to Against All Odds by Phil Collins. That's okay, because sometimes I like to listen to Scenes From an Italian Restaurant by Billy Joel. The problem with Megan, though, is that apparently she has a death wish, because she's listening to a lot of Against All Odds. Just thinking about it is enough to send me into a spiral of depression and regret.

Megan! Step away from the iPod!

"My name is Megan.

Starting Monday, July 6th, I will listen to Phil Collins' "Against All Odds" once an hour every hour I'm awake for a week.

I've done dumber things."

You've done dumber things? Like what? Listening to this song while watching a Magnum P.I. marathon?